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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,097thMost Influential: 4,176thBest Weather: 17,649th
The Armed Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Eka Pena Una : From Many, One
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population395 million



The Armed Republic of Etaima is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The cynical, devout population of 395 million Etaimen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timani. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Etaiman economy, worth 26.5 trillion Ginas a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,168 Ginas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School uniforms are compulsory, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and the newest shade developed by Etaima's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Etaima's national animal is the Enkali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Etaima is ranked 134,452nd in the world and 5,102nd in The North Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 65.93 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,097thTop
Most Influential: 4,176thTop
Best Weather: 17,649thMost Authoritarian: 17,967thMost Devout: 23,061stHealthiest Citizens: 25,210th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 684th in the regionMost Devout: 751st in the regionBest Weather: 897th in the regionMost Influential: 953rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 971st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 971st in the region

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