The State of Eswatini is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Governor with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 15.379 billion Eswatinians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Eswatinian economy, worth 451 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 29,342 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, Eswatini has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Eswatini in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eswatini's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eswatini is ranked 60,559^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Eswatini for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 82 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.