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Most Influential: 1,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,191stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,322nd
The Temperant Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Esvonia

Population3.029 billion

CapitalNew Arvoria
LeaderPrime Minister Langdon Alsvon
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEsvonian-Krona Mark
AnimalBrown Bear

The Temperant Republic of Esvonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Langdon Alsvon with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.029 billion Esvonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Arvoria. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth 446 trillion Esvonian-Krona Marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,275 Esvonian-Krona Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, and Esvonia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Esvonia is ranked 236,109th in the world and 1,346th in Europe for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -19.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 5,322ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,413thSafest: 5,814thBest Weather: 6,032ndLongest Average Lifespans: 6,108thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,275thMost Inclusive: 6,278thLowest Crime Rates: 6,315thMost Efficient Economies: 6,330thHealthiest Citizens: 6,396thLargest Governments: 7,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,935thMost Developed: 7,969thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,773rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,006thNicest Citizens: 9,086thHighest Food Quality: 9,139thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,060thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,137thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,331stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,437thSmartest Citizens: 10,962ndMost Patriotic: 11,664thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,874thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,976thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,271stMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,767thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,718thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,739thHighest Average Incomes: 14,814thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,718thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,347thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,701st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 72nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 76th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Patriotic: 108th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionSafest: 111th in the regionBest Weather: 114th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 119th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 121st in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 139th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, Esvonia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Esvonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Esvonia changed its national animal to "Brown Bear".
  • : Esvonia changed its national animal to "flower".
  • : Esvonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Effective Medications".
  • : Esvonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nephara".
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association.
  • : Following new legislation in Esvonia, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
  • : Esvonia published "WOOH 3 BILLION LESS GO" (Factbook: History).

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