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Most Influential: 893rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,171stSafest: 4,362nd
The Tasavalta of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Koti, Uskonto ja Isänmaa.
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Esvonia

Population4.266 billion

CapitalHelsinki
LeaderPresidentti Sauli Niinistö
FaithSuomen Evankelis-Luterilainen Kirkko

CurrencyEuroa
AnimalRuskea Karhu

The Tasavalta of Esvonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Presidentti Sauli Niinistö with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.266 billion Suomalainens love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Esvonian economy, worth 646 trillion Euroas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,651 Euroas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Presidentti Sauli Niinistö to meetings with foreign heads of state, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esvonia's national animal is the Ruskea Karhu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Suomen Evankelis-Luterilainen Kirkko.

Esvonia is ranked 9,303rd in the world and 167th in Europe for Smartest Citizens, with 95.82 quips per hour.

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Safest: 4,362ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,994thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,106thBest Weather: 5,335thHealthiest Citizens: 5,538thLowest Crime Rates: 5,691stMost Inclusive: 5,723rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,168thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,169thLargest Governments: 6,279thMost Developed: 6,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,854thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,908thNicest Citizens: 8,238thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,425thHighest Food Quality: 8,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,038thSmartest Citizens: 9,303rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,685thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,966thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,421stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,374thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,720thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,769thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,498thMost Patriotic: 19,373rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,881stLargest Publishing Industry: 23,276thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,540thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,909th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 69th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 69th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionSafest: 88th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionLargest Governments: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 107th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 108th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionMost Inclusive: 116th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 104 » Invernessia, Saint Domingo, Someseni, Yahlia, Elisabethshagen, Irminsulia, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Jim the Baptist, Northern German Federation, Ausvelt, Feria-Alkaline, Republic of Satherland, The New Nordic Union, Walfo, St Scarlett, Thracia Republic, An Clar, The Champions League, Regnum Italiae, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Dark Matter, Imperium Anglorum, Nardin, Alsted, Leranditale, North of Americas, Pilipinas and Malaya, The Seven Provinces, GanymedEuropa, Jahass, Grodisze, South St Maarten, The Reunited Yugoslavs, Outer Sparta, Meropis, Canovium, Savinecross, Corsovica, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Trixeland, Kanokla, Apabeossie, Estellan, Asparagusia, Valtrona, Eco-Paris Reformation, Sloburg, Mynox, NorthPortugal, Othenhiem, and 54 others.Stromia, Zulrich, Gliesetonia, Anglo-Francios, Noristoniaka, Maalat, New Eestiball, Feldorf, Chioganah, Robbonia, Parliamentary Laramidia, Estonesia, Lord Sapre, Elania Kingdom, Khuravia, Trisikistan, Dauershire, Nea Europa, Bareu, Thracia and Crimea, East Kirea, Christian Terra, Chronus, Amicities, The Scandinavian Realm, Eppur, Europe a Nation, Ombran, The Federal States of Ezasao, Nomaida, Bathera, Magyarostan, Teutonic Kaiserreich, Koenskyte, New Ylicia, Schiltia, Contristabia, Janart, Wombelland, Brittany Normandy Aquitaine, Belvanski, Agausia, Berlin and Hanover, Rary, MEoW-mEoW-mIa, Dabarastan, Heplon, Felhaven, Gorzi, Caescadia, Dervenland, Scutarie, Yazakhvanian Empire, and Corsoaua.

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