by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most Conservative: 1,447thMost Authoritarian: 3,872ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,043rd
The Dominion of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Things explode
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population3.351 billion


The Dominion of Estonussia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.351 billion Estonussians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Estonussian economy, worth 70.0 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,882 rubledollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign lack of enthusiasm for Estonussian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, Leader has just been declared ruler of Estonussia in an international press conference, Estonussia has designated Estonussia City as its capital city, and a major religion has been named as Estonussia's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonussia's national animal is the hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Estonussia is ranked 100,341st in the world and 1,162nd in Suspicious for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

Most Conservative: 1,447thTop
Most Authoritarian: 3,872ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,043rdTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,834thMost Extreme: 22,615thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,143rd
Most Ignorant Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Conservative: 69th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 187th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 287th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 478th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 540th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 663rd in the regionMost Extreme: 671st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 736th in the regionMost Pacifist: 825th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 884th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 921st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,008th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: