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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 254th
The Sacred Imperial State of
Father Knows Best State
In Terdisu We Believe
Maximum Figuration Quinuama I
Influence
Power
Founder / Royal Council
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Estonul

Population7.937 billion

CapitalSacred City of Briatum
LeaderMaximum Figuration Quinuama I
FaithSeigopremism

CurrencyMonarchical Krone
AnimalYaust

The Sacred Imperial State of Estonul is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Maximum Figuration Quinuama I with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.937 billion Estonulians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacred City of Briatum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonulian economy, worth a remarkable 3,545 trillion Monarchical Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 446,691 Monarchical Kroner, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,028,302 per year while the poor average 60,250, a ratio of 33.7 to 1.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, Estonulian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Maximum Figuration Quinuama I, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estonul's national animal is the Yaust, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Seigopremism.

Estonul is ranked 14,145th in the world and 7th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,729.88 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 167thLargest Retail Industry: 200thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 254thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 308thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 377thMost Subsidized Industry: 413thLargest Black Market: 454thHighest Average Incomes: 464thLargest Insurance Industry: 497thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 569thLargest Mining Sector: 594thMost Efficient Economies: 655thMost Corrupt Governments: 885thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 906thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,025thMost Devout: 1,056thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,163rdMost Avoided: 1,832ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,047thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,093rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,304thLargest Governments: 2,544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,763rdHighest Economic Output: 3,180thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,345thFattest Citizens: 4,923rdRudest Citizens: 4,953rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,327thMost Developed: 5,619thSmartest Citizens: 6,508thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,144thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,616thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,511thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,803rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,903rdTop
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Most Cultured: 13,737thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,145thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,699thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,483rd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estonul lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, Estonulian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Maximum Figuration Quinuama I.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Estonul lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away.
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Sacred City of Briatum to enjoy their national art.
  • : Estonul voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Estonul, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.

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