Population | 13.893 billion |
Capital | Neutalinn |
Leader | Queen Louise Victoria II |
Faith | Lutheranism |
Currency | Reichsmark |
Animal | Barn Swallow |
The Kingdom of Estonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.893 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,417 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,020 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Government projects are full of waste, emojis are the soul of wit, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.
Estonland is ranked 301,047th in the world and 338th in KAISERREICH for Most Cultured, scoring 39 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Estonland lodged a message on the KAISERREICH Regional Message Board.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Estonland altered the regional flag of The Hesperican Republic.
- : Estonland password-protected The Hesperican Republic.
- : Estonland granted Successor, Appearance, Border Control, Communications, and Embassies authority to The Kingdom of Estonlandia as Nuclear Commandant in The Hesperican Republic.
- : Estonland appointed The Kingdom of Estonlandia as Nuclear Commandant with authority over Polls in The Hesperican Republic.
- : Estonland removed regional password protection from The Hesperican Republic.
- : Estonland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.