The Kingdom of Estonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.592 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,835 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,020 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, emojis are the soul of wit, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Estonland is ranked 2,401^st in the world and 2^nd in KAISERREICH for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 16,053.26 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.