by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,079th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,126th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,172nd
The Kingdom of
Mother Knows Best State
Amor Patriae Nostra Lex
Co-Imperial Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.562 billion

LeaderQueen Louise Victoria II

AnimalBarn Swallow

The Kingdom of Estonland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.562 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,237 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 222,558 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Ancient antique swords have had their blades replaced with latex boffer LARP replicas, the national security service are a bunch of crooks, education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Estonland is ranked 167,307th in the world and 128th in KAISERREICH for Most Cultured, scoring 41 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,079thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,126thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,172ndLargest Black Market: 1,233rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,601stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,508thLargest Mining Sector: 2,911thMost Avoided: 3,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,453rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,881stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,967thHighest Average Incomes: 4,197thLargest Retail Industry: 6,780thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,158thMost Efficient Economies: 7,498thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,559thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 8,955thRudest Citizens: 9,197thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,785thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,794thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,463rdLargest Governments: 11,513thHighest Economic Output: 11,574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12,410thMost Secular: 15,908th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the region

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