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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,157thLargest Black Market: 1,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,053rd
The Kingdom of
Mother Knows Best State
Amor Patriae Nostra Lex
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Estonland

Population13.893 billion

CapitalNeutalinn
LeaderQueen Louise Victoria II
FaithLutheranism

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalBarn Swallow

The Kingdom of Estonland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Louise Victoria II with an iron fist, and notable for its triple-decker prams, zero percent divorce rate, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.893 billion Estonlandians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neutalinn. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Estonlandian economy, worth a remarkable 3,417 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 246,020 Reichsmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government projects are full of waste, emojis are the soul of wit, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estonland's national animal is the Barn Swallow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Estonland is ranked 301,047th in the world and 338th in KAISERREICH for Most Cultured, scoring 39 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,157thLargest Black Market: 1,435thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,053rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,594thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,239thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,106thLargest Mining Sector: 5,246thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,409thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,553rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,564thHighest Economic Output: 5,985thMost Avoided: 7,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,613thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,342ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,492ndRudest Citizens: 9,691stLargest Retail Industry: 10,621stMost Developed: 12,331stMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,391stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,451stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,831stTop
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Most Patriotic: 15,525thLargest Governments: 15,660thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,907thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16,588thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,399thMost Efficient Economies: 17,431stMost Secular: 19,327thSmartest Citizens: 20,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,734thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,082ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,595thLargest Populations: 29,323rd
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Secular: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 20th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionMost Patriotic: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 32nd in the region

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