The Unitary federal tsardom of Estoniia is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Tsar esti VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 773 million Estonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ålæmødæskå. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Estoniian economy, worth 35.4 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,770 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, and Tsar esti VI has just been declared ruler of Estoniia in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estoniia's national animal is the Åmatæø, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estoniia is ranked 95,749^th in the world and 293^rd in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 546 billion Standard Monetary Units.