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Most Conservative: 3,524th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,092nd Most Authoritarian: 4,745th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Our Honor is our People!
Influence
Ambassador
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Estnie

Population324 million

CapitalKotka

CurrencyKrelik
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Estnie is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 324 million Estnieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kotka. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Estniean economy, worth 25.7 trillion Kreliks a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,264 Kreliks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estnie's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Estnie is ranked 37,518th in the world and 4th in United Fascist Federation for Most Primitive, scoring 32.43 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Conservative: 3,524thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,092ndMost Authoritarian: 4,745thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,244thTop
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Most Extreme: 11,807thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,670thLowest Crime Rates: 15,466thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,016th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Estnie's influence in United Fascist Federation rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Estnie was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn.
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship.
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Estnie was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, thrift shops are closing their doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
  • : Following new legislation in Estnie, many in Estnie are born in the purple.

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