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Most Valuable International Artwork: 71stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,373rdMost Developed: 3,796th
The Alpaca Conglomerate of
Democratic Socialists
Sick marmalade, grandpa!
Danny Sexbang
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Esternial

Population23.343 billion

CapitalCyril
LeaderDanny Sexbang
FaithAvedian

CurrencyEnsil
Animalred panda

The Alpaca Conglomerate of Esternial is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Danny Sexbang with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.343 billion Esternalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyril. The average income tax rate is 75.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Esternialian economy, worth a remarkable 3,224 trillion Ensils a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,126 Ensils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Most towns have their Danny Sexbang High School located on Danny Sexbang Street, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and people's charity begins and ends at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esternial's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Avedian.

Esternial is ranked 36,431st in the world and 2nd in Snazzy for Rudest Citizens, with 79.48 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 71stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,373rdMost Developed: 3,796thHighest Economic Output: 3,823rdLargest Populations: 4,475thLowest Crime Rates: 4,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,990thSmartest Citizens: 5,018thMost Efficient Economies: 5,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,105thHealthiest Citizens: 5,588thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,301stMost Beautiful Environments: 7,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,477thMost Secular: 7,516thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,683rdMost Influential: 9,810thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,103rdLargest Governments: 12,015thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,745thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,646thMost Inclusive: 14,264thBest Weather: 15,489thSafest: 16,337thHighest Average Incomes: 16,418thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,889thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,948th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esternial, people's charity begins and ends at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Esternial, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Esternial, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
  • : Esternial was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.
  • : Esternial lodged a message on the Snazzy Regional Message Board.

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