The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ronald McTrump with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.793 billion Americans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de las Americasian economy, worth 388 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 102,471 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 323,364 per year while the poor average 24,810, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

Weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Dollar battlesuits, visiting dignitaries often take advantage of strict reparation policies by stubbing their toes, and purported secret military bases are dismissed by Ronald McTrump to be highly-advanced toilet factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de las Americas's national animal is the American Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Estados Unidos de las Americas is ranked 151,756^th in the world and 66^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Extreme, scoring 11.98 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.