The Most Serene Republic of Estados Unidos de las Americas is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ronald McTrump with a fair hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.987 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Estados Unidos de las Americasian economy, worth 415 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 104,328 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 302,145 per year while the poor average 28,547, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

There have been reports of people marrying housepets, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Estados Unidos de las Americas's national animal is the American Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Estados Unidos de las Americas is ranked 53,629^th in the world and 39^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Pro-Market, scoring 58 on the Rand Index.