The República Federal of Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Director Supremo Zaplana with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.859 billion Españoles are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanchezgrado. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Español economy, worth 994 trillion escudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,589 escudoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, Director Supremo Zaplana's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support', and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Deísmo tecno-masónico.

Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia is ranked 82,082^nd in the world and 141^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,721.86 on the Hickory Productivity Index.