by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,249th Largest Mining Sector: 5,996th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,224th
The Commonwealth of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you want it, you will get it
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Deck

Essex and East Anglia

Population120 million

CurrencyBritish Pound
AnimalPig

The Commonwealth of Essex and East Anglia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 120 million Essex and East Anglians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.6%.

The strong Essex and East Anglian economy, worth 7.83 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 65,285 British Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Essex and East Anglia's national animal is the Pig, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Essex and East Anglia is ranked 118,070th in the world and 161st in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 36.33 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,249thLargest Mining Sector: 5,996thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,224thMost Avoided: 10,911th
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Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Essex and East Anglia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, a new guerrilla marketing campaign for tap water involves government agents spraying random citizens with hose water.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor.
  • : Following new legislation in Essex and East Anglia, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.

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