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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,962ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,326th
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Esquitria

Population740 million

CurrencyCripto
AnimalAlbatroz

The Federation of Esquitria is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 740 million Esquitrians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.4%.

The all-consuming Esquitrian economy, worth 87.4 trillion Criptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,130 Criptoes, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, rare steaks seem even bluer now, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, and people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esquitria's national animal is the Albatroz, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esquitria is ranked 21,140th in the world and 41st in Wintreath for Most Patriotic, with 33.58 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,506thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,962ndLargest Retail Industry: 13,326thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 18,964thHighest Disposable Incomes: 21,025thMost Patriotic: 21,140thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,577thHighest Average Incomes: 27,011th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionMost Patriotic: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esquitria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Esquitria was endorsed by The Empire of WhysashaPOTATO.
  • : Esquitria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Esquitria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Esquitria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Esquitria, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Esquitria, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.
  • : Following new legislation in Esquitria, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in Esquitria, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Esquitria, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » ImperialRussia, Weihbach, Wintermoot, Penguin Dictators, and WhysashaPOTATO.

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