The Kingdom of Esplandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Sherwin V with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.274 billion Esplandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth 594 trillion Crown Florents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,035 Crown Florents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,632 per year while the poor average 33,125, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.
A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Esplandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous.
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
- : Following new legislation in Esplandia, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
- : Esplandia endorsed The People hating dictatorship of Allison In Chains.
- : Esplandia was endorsed by The People hating dictatorship of Allison In Chains.
- : Esplandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
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