by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 140th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 162nd Most Influential: 389th
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Patience and Perseverance
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Kingdom of Esplandia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Sherwin V with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, flagrant waste-dumping, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.274 billion Esplandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth 594 trillion Crown Florents a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 139,035 Crown Florents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 443,632 per year while the poor average 33,125, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

A new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors, and scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 141,765th in the world and 7,079th in The North Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.13 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 140thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 162ndMost Influential: 389thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,649thLargest Retail Industry: 3,381stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,684thLargest Black Market: 5,041stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,624thMost Efficient Economies: 5,672ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,934thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,245thMost Developed: 6,753rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,997thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,188thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7,656thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,169thMost Devout: 9,006thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,541stMost Cultured: 9,542ndLowest Crime Rates: 10,071stHealthiest Citizens: 10,080thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,860thMost Pacifist: 12,357thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,552ndLargest Governments: 13,019thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,550thHighest Average Incomes: 13,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,038thMost Stationary: 14,055th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 107th in the regionMost Influential: 108th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 133rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 142nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 153rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 173rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 212th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 246th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 291st in the regionMost Stationary: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 345th in the regionMost Developed: 345th in the regionMost Devout: 361st in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 402nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 426th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 435th in the regionMost Cultured: 438th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 452nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 462nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 482nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 482nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 486th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 512th in the regionLargest Governments: 533rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 575th in the regionMost Pacifist: 648th in the regionLargest Populations: 653rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 655th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Esplandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, a new religious movement claims that people's souls are stored in phosphorous.
  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea.
  • : Following new legislation in Esplandia, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Esplandia endorsed The People hating dictatorship of Allison In Chains.
  • : Esplandia was endorsed by The People hating dictatorship of Allison In Chains.
  • : Esplandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and Most Extensive Public Healthcare and the Top 10% for Highest Wealthy Incomes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 221 » Notyoutopia, Novare Res, Ceretis, HMS Unicorn, Bothia, Daedric Stellar Empire, Whereisthatistan, Unimaginable Doom, Kingdom of Space, Lagondia, Fengate, New Lakemba, The Rossinite Empire, Elevation, Parisatlover, New Sekai, Chinstralia, Apetopia, ShortBusCrashed, Lionia, Boggovia, Guslantis, Wineclaw, Tokaryk, The Swedish Republic of New Kenya, Sunto, Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, Magna Romaniae, Republic of Dixie, Saint Tomaston, Syrixia, South Isles, Selfgradatude, SillyString, Malvad, Kelvaros Prime, Chukstik Illahi, Bharathvarsh, Yeraennus, Surrus, Necromonia, Pasargad, Dutchyland, Francovania, Hannepandia, Kajan, Englaand, Celreostia, Highton Islands, Corfad, and 171 others.Massarie, Vasic, 10225879, Lyncis, RoosterTeeth, Kiranda, Yaorozu, Camarthen, Meritdom, Frances Francis the First of France, The Bureaucratic Territories, Holtklava, Manticore utopia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Walter Jackson, Elspeth and Samina, Arrivederci, Palisede, Fresh Carthage, Vantaria, Zyvetskistaahn, Yatzatz, Soverenia, Calamazo, Owenheim, Vegetarian States, Kerianthe, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Godly City, Potatolandium, Great Bights Mum, Wisconsota, Ostrekoj, Avalon, American MapleStory, Merconitonitopia, Sankami, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, Tremagne de Taelmia, Tharissus, Choistan, The Galactic Triumvirate, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Mecklenburg-Thornley, Marilands, Malta Comino Gozo, Staadnau Gol, Sadakoyama, MDIland, Macworld, HereIsPotato, Reannia, SchoolHouse Rock, Crodaria, GeorgeTheMiner, Empy, Halcon siveriano, Techislovakia, Equestrian Commonwealth, Upper Sam Dodovi, Bayern-Straubing, Isimud, Moo-Moo, Morrn, Arcadia of Kasterborous, Renetopia, Siwale, Aris Republic, Hong Kong Empire, Weath, The Democratic Republic of Tomb, Kundam, Religioncord, Indereac Lanx, Ovsterland, Upper Portlandia, Colony of lasting Hopes, Solestia, Sophista, Enosville, The Kyziban Islands, Vazali, OPArsenal, Kaschovia, Lord Ravenclaw, Ostrinios, Valdr, Lupus Imperium, Notty Swaras, Diodone, Wolfensjaeger, Southern Stroraia, Empire of the Dark Lords of the Sith, StormRose, Mercy Land, Omicron Persei V111, Canaka, New Chilokver, The Mazur Empire, Cloydicia, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Northern Gala Arment Toustavo, Heritage Quay, Pallaith, PlanetPunk, Rukonia, The Utopian Initiative, Nord Botten, Flooforia, The Free Peoples Republic of Wadiya, Coemgen, Kwaj, Southern Allican, Amerian States, Xinchao, ABC, The FNBs, Puczovska, Moristia, Ainsworth, General COE, Kiberio, Cato Minoria, Aragael, Wicheye, Vszeklina, Antiyard, Friently, Get Away From Me, Run Mayst Republic, The Sanada Clan, South Grand Mountain, Jenner-Kardash, Kobagia, Lavanania, Shin-Hachioji, Faxfleet, Koda-Land, Cleoskye, Orslan, Victoriaans Nederlands, Great Solordia, Kujira, Zedeya, Lamexanope, Anima Proxa, Rylam, Dadastan Archipelago, Che Sana Und, Blurds, Kizja, WE Empire, Forunte, Sea Ghost, Sanjurika, Arach-Naga Combine, Beodarasc, Paxiosolange, McMasterdonia, Natorik, Yukti, Marsh Castle, Plembobria, Sheppey, Prevaland, Maestros haven, Zemnaya Svoboda, and Allison In Chains.

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