The Unending Storm of Espearia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Spear with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.288 billion Espearians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Steam Group Chat. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Espearian economy, worth 112 trillion Spears a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 87,458 Spears, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', Spearism has been named as Espearia's national religion, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espearia's national animal is the Silly Dogs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Spearism.

Espearia is ranked 189,495^th in the world and 10^th in Cools Established Barrier for Most Patriotic, with 7.27 flags saluted per person per day.