The Suave Assemblage of Espanola Quebecistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a pack of smug bastards with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 22.766 billion 'Becistanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monte Real. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong 'Spanbecistani economy, worth a remarkable 1,510 trillion franxetas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,333 franxetas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, and drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espanola Quebecistan's national animal is the loon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is a common result of psychedelic drugs.

Espanola Quebecistan is ranked 78,576^th in the world and 37^th in International Democratic Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.67 law-abiding acts per hour.