The Empire of Espanja is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 169 million Espanjans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The thriving Espanjan economy, worth 10.8 trillion Pesetas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 63,681 Pesetas, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espanja's national animal is the Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Espanja is ranked 281,587^th in the world and 1,356^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 72.24 pounds of wildlife per square mile.