Population | 8.935 billion |
Currency | Platinum |
Animal | Zebra |
The Sultanate of Esotonya is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.935 billion Esotonyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient Esotonyan economy, worth 346 trillion Platinums a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,767 Platinums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esotonya's national animal is the Zebra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Esotonya is ranked 43,983rd in the world and 648th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,004.7959888746 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Esotonya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Esotonya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Esotonya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Esotonya's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Esotonya relocated from Thalassia to The Rejected Realms.