The Estellian Queendom of Eslheizliaunha is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Estellia Light with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.22 billion Estelles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Estellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,562 trillion Miras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 311,731 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Courtrooms can be a little sketchy, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, mollycoddled youths run the country, and the mob vote is a crucial electoral demographic. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslheizliaunha's national animal is the Shining Pom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Eslheizliaunha is ranked 1,544^th in the world and 21^st in Green Hills for Lowest Crime Rates, with 154.49 law-abiding acts per hour.