The Estellian Queendom of Eslhauzliaunha is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Estellia Sun-Moon with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.959 billion Estelles are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ruan. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Estellian economy, worth a remarkable 2,461 trillion Miras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 309,237 Miras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, gossip magazines have pictures of Estellia Sun-Moon sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and heart failure has skyrocketed among elderly nobles who are morally opposed to pacemakers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eslhauzliaunha's national animal is the Shining Pom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Pizza.

Eslhauzliaunha is ranked 1,711^th in the world and 29^th in Green Hills for Lowest Crime Rates, with 150.84 law-abiding acts per hour.