by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 973rdMost Influential: 4,426thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,717th
The Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Liberty, Freedom, and Beauty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population260 million

CapitalEslatani City

CurrencyEslatanian Dollars

The Commonwealth of Eslatani is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 260 million Eslatanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eslatani City. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eslatanian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Eslatanian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 99,511 Eslatanian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eslatani's national animal is the Parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eslatani is ranked 176,533rd in the world and 7,548th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.95 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 973rdTop
Most Influential: 4,426thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,717thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,969thMost Secular: 5,431stMost Armed: 8,839thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,047thLargest Retail Industry: 12,740thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,828thHighest Drug Use: 13,863rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,733rdNicest Citizens: 18,200thMost Compassionate Citizens: 19,819th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 157th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 211th in the regionMost Secular: 311th in the regionMost Armed: 322nd in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 467th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 555th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 622nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 678th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 843rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, the government is allowing greater autonomy for some regions in the hopes of quelling growing secessionist movements.
  • : Eslatani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Eslatani, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys.
  • : Eslatani endorsed The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia.
  • : Eslatani changed its national capital to "Eslatani City".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 186 » Shibutani, Eri-Maqa-Ena, New Jamgra, Amerian States, Territorio di Nessuno, Koda-Land, Yaorozu, Sundred, Manticore utopia, Siwale, Ihese, Pazair, Hamerica, Wooleystan, New Lakemba, Walter Jackson, El Fiji Grande, Frances Francis the First of France, Unsophisticate, Lux Conos, The Rhein States, PotatoFarmers, Empy, Brucklania, Kragsgale, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Chukstik Illahi, Dangine, Fauzjhia, Holy Oranz, Abject Ludicrosity, Astal Aavors, Omnistria, The Calabash Protectorate, Zzozona, Dabarastan, Arichia, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, Lemonbiscuits, Dar es Saalam, Sikol, Shinjuku tokyo 0, David Davidson, The Bureaucratic Territories, Guer Aike, Zumlandia, Corfad, Democratic Republic of Kohland, and 136 others.Newpromisedland, Notyoutopia, Praeceps, Loutsland, 1 very fast endotarter, United Draconia, Kocherian, Simone Republic, Highton Islands, Dicko, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Xipher, Ethnon, BrightFutures, Artemis Selene, Necromonia, Buckhem, Etanur, Pallaith, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Daiz, Aeolist, Advancia-Sizzletown, Kingdom of Witcheria, Malta Comino Gozo, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Principia Mathematica, Delageon, Ultra777, Erubetia, North Bratislava, Dadastan Archipelago, French Bananastan, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Sea Ghost, Revolutionary Sealand, Schnuftelland, CryptoTransumanists, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, WeKnow, Potatolandium, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Panama Coalition, Pleroma Sans Romans, Seanat, Yokciq Empire, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Zeternia, Napnomadia, Yukti, Pokemanland, Clan Spaniel, Tikariot, U S Eh, Shadowrik, Neu-Galicia, Libertania Democratica, Heilhum Imperius, Yalkan, Noesantara, Sunto, Wineclaw, Selfgradatude, Eschatosia, Valhalla123, Paz Centralia, Vincone Cae, Vathnutum, Votak Matim, Kenaniahistan, Innocentic, Wilkshire, McMasterdonia, Maclare, Runeda, The Iron Lions, Draconian Progression, Xagill, Harjad, Eywaan, Daulatpur, Smesh, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Tyirza, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Healiopolis, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Basedania, Nouvelle-Floride, Lulubellia, Comfed, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Shizzy, Nuevo Navarre, Amprak, Valentine Z, Glanst, Elvoreto, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Jestings, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Maott, Sopernia, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, and Merconitonitopia.

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