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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 665thMost Devout: 8,323rd
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.949 billion

CapitalSt Charleston
LeaderJohn Monroe

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.949 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Charleston. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 507 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 102,628 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 22,865th in the world and 730th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,316.31 Tourists Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 385thMost Influential: 665thTop
Most Devout: 8,323rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,916thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,232ndMost Cultured: 14,722ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,473rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,899thHealthiest Citizens: 20,026thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20,876thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,981stLargest Mining Sector: 21,731stHighest Poor Incomes: 22,236thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,750thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,865thLowest Crime Rates: 23,209th
Most Influential: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 232nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 326th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 371st in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 411th in the regionMost Cultured: 425th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 452nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 603rd in the regionLargest Populations: 610th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 658th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 677th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 684th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 699th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 702nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 721st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 730th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 735th in the regionMost Developed: 748th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 749th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 780th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 795th in the region

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