The Kingdom of Eskvenn is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and ban on automobiles. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 657 million Eskvennians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mertz El Qeunia. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong Eskvennian economy, worth 37.7 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,364 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eskvenn's national animal is the Artic Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eskvenn is ranked 142,533^rd in the world and 6,517^th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 9.02 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.