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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 388thMost Influential: 1,278thMost Devout: 8,322nd
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
En Dios confiamos
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Population4.385 billion

CapitalSt Moultrie
LeaderJohn Monroe

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Monroe with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, parental licensing program, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 4.385 billion Eskvennians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Moultrie. The average income tax rate is 29.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 478 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 109,039 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 29,133rd in the world and 978th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 837.64 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 388thMost Influential: 1,278thTop
Most Devout: 8,322ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,437thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,275thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,453rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,236thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,491stMost Cultured: 15,260thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,848thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,527thHealthiest Citizens: 20,436thLargest Mining Sector: 22,583rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 119th in the regionMost Devout: 239th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 240th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 328th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 329th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 375th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 376th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 448th in the regionMost Average: 505th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 582nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 611th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 628th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 652nd in the regionLargest Populations: 654th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 668th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 740th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 747th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 773rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 779th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 797th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 847th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 848th in the region

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