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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 1,681stMost Devout: 8,052nd
The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of
Father Knows Best State
En Dios confiamos
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Eskvenn

Population4.133 billion

CapitalSt Moultrie
LeaderJohn Monroe
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEskvennian Dollar
AnimalDove

The Front Porch Sittin' Republic of Eskvenn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by John Monroe with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.133 billion Eskvennians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Moultrie. The average income tax rate is 26.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Eskvennian economy, worth 448 trillion Eskvennian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 108,602 Eskvennian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn, the military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, and bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskvenn's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eskvenn is ranked 130,793rd in the world and 4,802nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 58.92 on the Hayek Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 362ndMost Influential: 1,681stTop
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Most Devout: 8,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,135thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,583rdTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,028thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,392ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,001stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,494thMost Cultured: 15,990thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,276thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,755thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,919thLargest Mining Sector: 20,350thHealthiest Citizens: 20,987thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,305th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 176th in the regionMost Devout: 219th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 302nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 326th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 449th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 455th in the regionMost Cultured: 474th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 515th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 519th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 535th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 656th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 660th in the regionLargest Populations: 664th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 687th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 715th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 747th in the regionLargest Black Market: 800th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 801st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 827th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 842nd in the region

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