|Animal||saber tooth tiger|
The Empire of Eskitte is a huge, safe nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 426 million Eskitteans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.
The very strong Eskittean economy, worth 29.9 trillion pasars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,173 pasars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, and prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eskitte's national animal is the saber tooth tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Balimut.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Done DEal of IsiMUd.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Queendom of Jasminlandia.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Nonsensical Absurdity of Abject Ludicrosity.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Republic of Kyrianian.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The People's Republic of Tappan Hills.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Republic of Solmetria.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Free Land of Egalico.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Golden of Ofemerica.
- : Eskitte was endorsed by The Empty Void of Q w e r t y.
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