by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,313th
The Federation of
Left-Leaning College State
Puŋė, ŧéŋä q ši̋mda (Free, Strong and Stable)
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.053 billion



The Federation of Eski is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.053 billion Eskis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Śöjmä. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eski economy, worth 665 trillion püres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 164,172 püres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is worried about government policies any more, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Eski's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eskism.

Eski is ranked 12,400th in the world and 205th in Europe for Most Secular, with 80.67 Atheism Rate.

Most Influential: 512thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 816thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,313thNicest Citizens: 2,655thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,655thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,084thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,281stMost Efficient Economies: 3,507thMost Inclusive: 3,657thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,761stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,969thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,215thMost Developed: 4,666thBest Weather: 4,873rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,301stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,372ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,431stSmartest Citizens: 5,590thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,764thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,983rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,225thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,274thLargest Governments: 6,307thHighest Drug Use: 6,855thMost Cultured: 7,227thMost Armed: 8,304thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,494thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 8,781stHighest Average Incomes: 10,296thMost Pacifist: 11,882ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,909thMost Secular: 12,400thLowest Crime Rates: 12,439thHealthiest Citizens: 14,162ndLargest Welfare Programs: 14,318thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,575thRudest Citizens: 16,510thSafest: 16,865th
Highest Drug Use: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 40th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 48th in the regionMost Armed: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 56th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 79th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 92nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Developed: 94th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 98th in the regionLargest Governments: 98th in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eski was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Unico Republic.
  • : Eski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Eski, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted.
  • : Eski voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Ban on Secret Treaties"".
  • : Eski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Duxburian Union".
  • : Eski was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 161 » The Champions League, Socialist Balkans, Continental Social Democrats, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Thracia and Crimea, Jim the Baptist, Saint Domingo, Yahlia, The Seven Provinces, Death Bat, Fauzjhia, Northern German Federation, Slavonia and Srijem, The New Nordic Union, Troltovia, Greate San Marino, Outer Sparta, Alympian Kingdom, Pilipinas and Malaya, Libertyca, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Alienage, Arsenial, New Cottingham, Eritei, Sverigesriket, Poulaka, Hussony, States Of Anarchy, Estonesia, Super Happy Land, Aragonja, Confederate States of Murica, Kaspinia, Leranditale, Hameed, Saiwania, Gor Kebab, Hibernia Majora, Neu-Galicia, Yoannes, Miharr, St Scarlett, Candavia, German Bismarck Republic, Rivierenland, Toaddia, Germany Third Reich, Volara, and 111 others.Druznia, Yvelastia, Msaladofinger, Svarte Tarnet, Bohomo, Nea Europa, Turanistania, Chefactastyan, Monkistan, Maritzal, Birdopiane, Migurson, Thracia Republic, Pazano, The Mongol Plain, Weltbeherrschung, Hexace, Nevelja, Wandersen, Goldenbourg, New Touraine, The Kingdom of Denmark, Uvieu, Boldia, Ostermarch, Irminsulia, Dorpz, Lumitauka, Lord Sapre, Greater Albaina, An Clar, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Weeddialvon, Slavakino, Soviet Taoistan, Novabritannia, Falvaard, British Alban, GanymedEuropa, Conservative American Republican States, Republic of Satherland, South St Maarten, Prussia Kaiserreich, Brakanistan, Caescadia, Purgatio, Wombelland, Cyrothica, Favonleth, New Ironlandia, Nouros, Fubuda, Kardjali, Neo-Europa, Soviet Krussia, Bolger, New Rickiland, Corthaen, Friemenn, Arorska, Habbox, North of Americas, Dark Matter, Stukilo, Cassaracen, Daneforth, Umeria, Ahma, New Denizland, Lieges, Dauershire, Milfgaerd, Dizgovzy, Egyptian Mamluk Sultanate, Cytadela, Bareu, Moreloth, Nedeslavia, Ansington, Demon666, Zuid-Limburgia, FYR Vojvodina, GeneralStalin, Thesterfall, Pallou, Nuweland, Ukrainian Land, Leszno, Mickey-Mouse, Kenmoria WA Mission, Amicities, Wessex and Cornwall, Durlia, Nova Boudicea, Tarraconense, Izvbard, Carphelia, Fossekallen, Puerto Thelosia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Unionist Mercia, The Ivory Tower of Academia, Lovisa, Negra Modelo, Mired, New Ylicia, Frahnkzaden, Sinclairtown, Feria-Alkaline, Bahnhofstrasse, and Unico Republic.

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