The Federation of Eski is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Ŋ̈aðïrə Ĵebä with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 4.93 billion Eskis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Śöjmä. The average income tax rate is 94.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Eski economy, worth 881 trillion püres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,788 püres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards. Crime is totally unknown. Eski's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Eskism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eski was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of The Axis of Death.
- : Eski was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 5% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Eski, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Eski endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Nazakhstan Empire.
- : Eski was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Nazakhstan Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Eski, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in Eski, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
- : Following new legislation in Eski, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
- : Following new legislation in Eski, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : Eski voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Ellenburg".
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