The Empire of Eskeed is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Rosaline Skadia II with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.857 billion Eskeedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ezgch Varg. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Eskeedian economy, worth 369 trillion Esdens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,816 Esdens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eskeed's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is SkadicVarg.

Eskeed is ranked 20,930^th in the world and 928^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,049.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.