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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,614thMost Influential: 8,053rd
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corrupt Dictatorship
fight for Your freedom And fight for your people
EliteCarlos
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Esimpala

Population1.334 billion

CapitalEsimpalan city
LeaderEliteCarlos

CurrencyCAN
AnimalEsimpalan Green Forest Bear

The Oppressed Peoples of Esimpala is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by EliteCarlos with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.334 billion Esimpalans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esimpalan city. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Esimpalan economy, worth 116 trillion CANS a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,621 CANS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

EliteCarlos has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Esimpalan Green Forest Bear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esimpala's national animal is the Esimpalan Green Forest Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esimpala is ranked 63,493rd in the world and 108th in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,447.87 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,201stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,614thMost Influential: 8,053rdBest Weather: 9,839thHealthiest Citizens: 10,812thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,113thLowest Crime Rates: 12,146thMost Inclusive: 12,643rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,690thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,889thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,251stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,294thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,003rdLargest Governments: 16,802ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,040thNicest Citizens: 17,349thHighest Food Quality: 18,192ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,001stMost Authoritarian: 20,256thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,221stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,168thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,098thMost Valuable International Artwork: 26,969th
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Most Authoritarian: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 42nd in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Esimpala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Esimpalan Green Forest Bear.
  • : Esimpala was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, EliteCarlos has been nicknamed 'Robomop'.
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Esimpala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "National Economic Freedoms"".
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, the Liberal Progressive and Progressive Liberal parties swear that they have totally different ideologies.
  • : Following new legislation in Esimpala, judges who serve for life or good behavior can expect to stay for a week.

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