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Largest Publishing Industry: 659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 683rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,249th
The Emancipated Marxist Republic of
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Esheaun Stroakuss

Population6.552 billion

CapitalNew Dante

CurrencyTrump
AnimalFox

The Emancipated Marxist Republic of Esheaun Stroakuss is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.552 billion Esheaun Stroakussians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dante. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esheaun Stroakussian economy, worth 844 trillion Trumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,862 Trumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Esheaun Stroakuss's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esheaun Stroakuss is ranked 9,038th in the world and 12th in The DankLeft Commune for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,374.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 683rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,249thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,253rdTop
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Most Armed: 2,850thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,985thLargest Black Market: 3,076thHighest Drug Use: 3,134thRudest Citizens: 3,423rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,239thMost Cultured: 4,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,063rdMost Inclusive: 5,436thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,996thHealthiest Citizens: 7,852ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,985thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,701stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,547thMost Developed: 10,956thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,132ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,352ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,031stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 15,832ndMost Secular: 18,511thHighest Average Incomes: 20,061stHighest Economic Output: 21,691stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,194th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead".
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, the art of conversation has been rediscovered.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, there's a lot of hot air coming from the Capitol Building.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, the New Dante Film Festival recently voted 'Esheaun Stroakussian Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Esheaun Stroakuss, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.

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