The Emancipated Marxist Republic of Esheaun Stroakuss is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 6.552 billion Esheaun Stroakussians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Dante. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Esheaun Stroakussian economy, worth 844 trillion Trumps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,862 Trumps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, and hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Esheaun Stroakuss's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Esheaun Stroakuss is ranked 9,038^th in the world and 12^th in The DankLeft Commune for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 11,374.56 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.