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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,555th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Alle Zusammen
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.995 billion

LeaderTorgaf Müller


The Kingdom of Esgeirimmen is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Torgaf Müller with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.995 billion Allers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Windhelm. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Allisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,788 trillion thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 137,624 thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, government negotiators never forget to say "pretty please" when begging for custody of its criminals, space shuttles are lying silent on the runway till the Space Agency can work out how to fit a creche and a meditation room into their next spacecraft, and one does not simply walk into the tundra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esgeirimmen's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Heathenism.

Esgeirimmen is ranked 283,821st in the world and 106th in The Internationale for Most Primitive, scoring -364.02 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 1,555thMost Pacifist: 1,894thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,984thSafest: 2,122ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,236thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,281stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,358thBest Weather: 2,434thMost Inclusive: 2,693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,699thMost Developed: 2,754thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,779thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,818thTop
Nicest Citizens: 3,040thHighest Food Quality: 3,390thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,660thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,696thLowest Crime Rates: 4,456thSmartest Citizens: 4,680thLargest Governments: 4,849thHealthiest Citizens: 4,929thMost Cultured: 6,173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,679thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,510thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,055thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,154thMost Influential: 11,169thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,879thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,889thHighest Economic Output: 13,023rdMost Secular: 14,733rdTop
Highest Average Incomes: 23,805thMost Income Equality: 23,901stMost Subsidized Industry: 25,716thLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,410th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the region

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