Largest Agricultural Sector: 24th Largest Black Market: 35th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rd
The Great and Bestestest Duchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescitis
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Great and Bestestest Duchy of Escyland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Great Duke Ulol with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.627 billion Escylonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Escylonia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The powerhouse Escylandian economy, worth an astonishing 10,224 trillion Muffins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 383,997 Muffins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,135,026 per year while the poor average 102,102, a ratio of 11.1 to 1.

Psychological disorders are a taboo subject, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, and the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escyland's national animal is the Blast ended Screwt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ulnogstic.

Escyland is ranked 2,318th in the world and 1st in The Hidden Mountains for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,654.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 24thLargest Black Market: 35thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152ndHighest Economic Output: 216thMost Corrupt Governments: 232ndMost Stationary: 372ndLowest Crime Rates: 407thHighest Average Incomes: 429thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 579thMost Secular: 581stLargest Governments: 800thMost Beautiful Environments: 992ndLargest Populations: 1,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,357thLargest Mining Sector: 1,372ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,592ndTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,625thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,659thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,930thSmartest Citizens: 2,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,137thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,281stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,318thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,353rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,388thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,720thMost Influential: 3,796thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,438thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,569thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,808thRudest Citizens: 8,008thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,848thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,732ndMost Developed: 11,213thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,588thMost Authoritarian: 13,643rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,849thMost Conservative: 15,281st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • : Escyland's influence in The Hidden Mountains fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Escyland, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
  • : Escyland became WA Delegate of The Hidden Mountains.
  • : Escyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.

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