The District of Escobar Santarem is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.185 billion principis are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Escobar Santaremian economy, worth a remarkable 1,071 trillion aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 58,911 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,525 per year while the poor average 3,165, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Public nudity is compulsory, Escobar Santarem has designated District City as its capital city, Proctor has just been declared ruler of Escobar Santarem in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Escobar Santarem's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Escobar Santarem is ranked 262,543^rd in the world and 1^st in Sao Tome And Principe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 43.9 law-abiding acts per hour.