by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,087thBest Weather: 3,814th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Justice, Honor, Loyalty
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population7.578 billion

LeaderHigh King Cayo Mucio Escevola the Third

Animalsabertooth tiger

The Kingdom of Escevola is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by High King Cayo Mucio Escevola the Third with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.578 billion Escians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beatrix. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Escevolan economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,903 reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, more and more people are signing up for the government party, war vets look after war animals, and minstrels carrying coconut shells provide sound effects wherever their nobles wander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escevola's national animal is the sabertooth tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic.

Escevola is ranked 230,011th in the world and 7,792nd in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 691stMost Influential: 1,087thTop
Best Weather: 3,814thLowest Crime Rates: 4,308thHealthiest Citizens: 4,669thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,946thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,196thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,475thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,030thMost Developed: 8,221stMost Cultured: 8,720thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,952ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,561stSafest: 10,803rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,502ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,658thMost Devout: 12,940thSmartest Citizens: 13,433rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,582ndLargest Governments: 13,903rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,131stMost Corrupt Governments: 14,199thHighest Average Incomes: 16,398thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,547thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,719thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,836thHighest Economic Output: 16,889thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,908thMost Stationary: 18,191stMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,529th
Most Influential: 101st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 122nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 127th in the regionBest Weather: 132nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 188th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Developed: 257th in the regionMost Cultured: 262nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 309th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 330th in the regionMost Stationary: 342nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rd in the regionMost Devout: 360th in the regionSafest: 365th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 395th in the regionLargest Governments: 403rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 415th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 420th in the regionLargest Populations: 420th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 424th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 444th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 490th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 490th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 533rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 630th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 648th in the region

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