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Escargot Express

Population834 million


The Republic of Escargot Express is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning emu population. The hard-working population of 834 million Escargot Expressians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.3%.

The Escargot Expressian economy, worth 34.4 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,193 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Escargot Express's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Escargot Express is ranked 162,120th in the world and 7th in Chicken Nuggets for Highest Economic Output, with 34.4 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 5th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Politically Free: 7th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionMost Extreme: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the region

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