by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 334th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 415th Most Scientifically Advanced: 496th
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The Bureaucratic Kingdom of Eruopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Octavious Montegue with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, vat-grown people, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.886 billion Eruopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verona. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The Eruopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,238 trillion Eruops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 205,600 Eruops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away, and children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Eruop charge on their phone bill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zathoriaism.

Eruopia is ranked 6,419th in the world and 180th in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 89.32 Years.

Lowest Crime Rates: 334thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 415thMost Scientifically Advanced: 496thLargest Governments: 503rdSmartest Citizens: 613thRudest Citizens: 704thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 764thHighest Average Tax Rates: 772ndMost Influential: 833rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 961stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,110thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,386thSafest: 1,536thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,338thHealthiest Citizens: 2,609thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,784thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,338thMost Inclusive: 3,353rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,474thHighest Economic Output: 3,630thHighest Average Incomes: 4,141stMost Cultured: 4,780thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,302ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,464thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,419thBest Weather: 6,477thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,093rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,915thTop
Largest Populations: 11,327thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 16,911th
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionSafest: 37th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 59th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 71st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 77th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 103rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 121st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 172nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 180th in the regionBest Weather: 187th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 228th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 513th in the regionMost Stationary: 540th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 726th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 786th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Eruopia was endorsed by The United States of Lavunia.
  • : Eruopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Eruop charge on their phone bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Eruopia endorsed The DO NOT ENDORSE of Dremaur.
  • : Eruopia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Praetai.
  • : Eruopia was endorsed by The Empire of Republic of Carolana.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » Eagas, Surfidonia, Survivoristan, Todd McCloud, Oceanic Peoples, Bai Lung, Goodnamesarerare, Trimmania, Kaigi, Wikichang, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Elejamie, The Romanum Legio, New Leganes, Bhattacharyaland, Slys Paws, Fyrdowsi, Forodhar, Freedom Fascists, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Axdel, Lyontisia, Harro Waarudho, Dracconis, Ktox, Pekweng, Staynes, Newpromisedland, Blobbo, Dragonia, Propwash, TethehAlla, Mexregiona, Caltharus, Wizardonia, Blazing Samaritan, Svolvaer, Lortas, Supreme States of America, Lanagon, Adavan, Unger under over, Polumetia, Davinhia, Rex Ventorum, NEILCo, Ridann, Drunken Seal Islands, and 77 others.Janfort, Radnia, Robjtopia, Elkenian, Servants of Gizmo, Nightmare Dominion, Ceruleasia, Jadeistan, Mephistonia, Baumdahl, Yvanos, National Peoples Republic of the Tao, Solmalron, Sanctum Britannian Imperii, Edelfarat, Molzavar, Lyruumica, Nyaa, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Nouevas, Serneria, The Crimean Enclave, Lantros, Kitrana, Urimel, Querious, Ponyo, The Hobart Republic, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Areast, Taurora, The United Territories of Providence, Istvatan, Nexeravia, Hyanedai, Alekya, Toussai, Waldangelbach, Heiraria, The island of Kiria, Nabta Playa, Douchestanza, Penfifteen, Isla Oscura, Norport, Bachtendekuppen, Nantinland, Whynotigan, Ominire, Aelitia, Vanderbilt Warfare, Kambia, Ziwaiworld, Freed Animals, Tuvaltastan, Roliganistan, Chodean Kal, A Slanted Black Stripe, Fabulous Regime of Sugar, Centurionis, Kraudicux, Narwhalitz, Arsetopialand, Turkish Jordan, Bass Players United, Avanguard city, Prevaland, Danesopia, Kangarawa, Envisa, Dremaur, Celon, Furnifold, Thaumatopia, Republic of Carolana, Praetai, and Lavunia.

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