by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 349th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 370th Most Scientifically Advanced: 487th
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The Bureaucratic Kingdom of Eruopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Octavious Montegue with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.525 billion Eruopians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verona. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The Eruopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion Eruops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,022 Eruops, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation, and Eruopia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eruopia's national animal is the Dragon Steed, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Zathoriaism.

Eruopia is ranked 74,711th in the world and 3,837th in The East Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,111.57 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Lowest Crime Rates: 349thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 487thLargest Governments: 517thSmartest Citizens: 608thRudest Citizens: 649thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 671stHighest Average Tax Rates: 778thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 838thMost Influential: 1,044thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,049thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,334thSafest: 1,669thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,092ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,322ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,498thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,558thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,657thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,858thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,232ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,345thMost Inclusive: 3,347thHighest Economic Output: 3,554thHighest Average Incomes: 3,584thBest Weather: 4,769thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,188thMost Cultured: 5,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,724thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,297thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,865thTop
Nudest: 9,263rdLargest Populations: 11,647thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,892nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionSafest: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 75th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 122nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 147th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 151st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 202nd in the regionNudest: 301st in the regionTop
Most Developed: 496th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 529th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 570th in the regionMost Stationary: 641st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, Eruopia Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, conspiracy nuts claim that the government is trying to bring about an end to civilisation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Eruopia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Eruopia endorsed The Empire of Kraudicux.
  • : Eruopia endorsed The Confederacy of Narwhalitz.
  • : Eruopia was endorsed by The Confederacy of Narwhalitz.
  • : Eruopia was endorsed by The Empire of Kraudicux.
  • : Eruopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 136 » Eagas, Surfidonia, Survivoristan, Todd McCloud, Oceanic Peoples, Bai Lung, Goodnamesarerare, Trimmania, Kaigi, Wikichang, The Empire of Rijelv, Brotherland, Elejamie, Aenglaland, The Romanum Legio, New Leganes, Bhattacharyaland, Slys Paws, Fyrdowsi, Forodhar, Freedom Fascists, Adolanta, Mundiferrum, Axdel, Lyontisia, Harro Waarudho, Dracconis, Ktox, Pekweng, Staynes, Newpromisedland, Blobbo, Dragonia, Propwash, TethehAlla, Mexregiona, Caltharus, Wizardonia, Blazing Samaritan, Svolvaer, Lortas, Supreme States of America, Celebia, Lanagon, Adavan, Barishnakovia, The Atlae Isles, Unger under over, Polumetia, Davinhia, and 86 others.Rex Ventorum, Armali, NEILCo, Ridann, Drunken Seal Islands, Janfort, Radnia, Robjtopia, Elkenian, Servants of Gizmo, Nightmare Dominion, Palidia, Ceruleasia, Talusi, Jadeistan, Mephistonia, Baumdahl, Yvanos, National Peoples Republic of the Tao, Spoontuis, Solmalron, Anhuranu, Sanctum Britannian Imperii, Edelfarat, Molzavar, Lyruumica, Nyaa, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Draccaria, Nouevas, Serneria, The Crimean Enclave, Lantros, Hervasam, Kitrana, Urimel, Querious, Ponyo, The Hobart Republic, Lin Manuel Miranda, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Areast, Taurora, Drachenburg Federation, The United Territories of Providence, NEW NAZARUS, Istvatan, Nexeravia, Hyanedai, Alekya, Toussai, Waldangelbach, Heiraria, Winlando, The island of Kiria, Citadellia, Nabta Playa, Douchestanza, East Malaysia, Penfifteen, Isla Oscura, Norport, Bachtendekuppen, Hajimeru, Equilibrium Center, Moderate Utopia, Nantinland, Whynotigan, Ominire, Aelitia, Scuolia, Vanderbilt Warfare, Asian Pacific Islands, Kambia, Ziwaiworld, Freed Animals, Tuvaltastan, Catimburasis, Roliganistan, Chodean Kal, Celannica, A Slanted Black Stripe, Fabulous Regime of Sugar, Centurionis, Kraudicux, and Narwhalitz.

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