The Fiefdom of Erudite Individuals is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Milhouse Jones with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 38.262 billion Erudite Individuals hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Public Transport aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mr Happys Funland. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Erudite Individualsish economy, worth a remarkable 7,831 trillion grams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 204,689 grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, and factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections. Crime is totally unknown. Erudite Individuals's national animal is the squid, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Erudite Individuals is ranked 40,009^th in the world and 2,489^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.68 law-abiding acts per hour.