The Free Land of Erolla is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 390 million Erollans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Erollan economy, worth 5.09 trillion Nebels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 13,042 Nebels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Erolla's new capital, graffiti graces every city's streets, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erolla's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Erolla is ranked 86,813^th in the world and 828^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.53 law-abiding acts per hour.