by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thMost Advanced Public Education: 963rdMost Influential: 1,091st
The Endless Empire of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Nec metas rerum nec tempora
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population39.602 billion

LeaderEmpress Prazac XII


The Endless Empire of Ermarian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Prazac XII with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 39.602 billion Ermarianese love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dawn. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ermarianese economy, worth a remarkable 6,072 trillion imperials a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,333 imperials, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and many friends and relatives of Empress Prazac XII have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations. Crime is totally unknown. Ermarian's national animal is the pony, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is abolished.

Ermarian is ranked 298,363rd in the world and 8,509th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -341.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 476thMost Advanced Public Education: 963rdMost Influential: 1,091stMost Stationary: 1,115thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,129thLargest Populations: 1,154thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,189thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,352ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,520thHighest Economic Output: 2,088thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,130thBest Weather: 2,250thSmartest Citizens: 2,365thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,762ndMost Developed: 2,798thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,925thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,373rdLargest Governments: 3,948thMost Cultured: 4,077thSafest: 4,262ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,803rdHighest Food Quality: 5,116thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,231stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,492ndNudest: 6,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,604thMost Pacifist: 10,935thLowest Crime Rates: 12,912thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,829thMost Inclusive: 15,478thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,768thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,803rdHighest Average Incomes: 16,701stMost Secular: 19,616thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,673rdMost Income Equality: 28,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 28,924th
Most Stationary: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 41st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 52nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 64th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 64th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 78th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 116th in the regionBest Weather: 125th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Developed: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 185th in the regionNudest: 186th in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionMost Cultured: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 207th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 233rd in the regionSafest: 252nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 339th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 372nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 482nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 595th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 657th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 685th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 758th in the regionMost Secular: 780th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 805th in the regionMost Inclusive: 875th in the region

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