The Republic of Erloane is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Roxanne Eisenhorn with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.818 billion Erloaneans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Armonia. The average income tax rate is 61.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Erloanean economy, worth 573 trillion Erloanean Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,654 Erloanean Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, foreign leaders are advising that Roxanne Eisenhorn's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Roxanne Eisenhorn holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erloane's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Erloane is ranked 45,818^th in the world and 2^nd in The Arctic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 74.59 law-abiding acts per hour.