The Most Serene Republic of Erkinlikistan is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 511 million Erkinlikis love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qasïettilikmakon. The average income tax rate is 61.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Erkinlikistanian economy, worth 35.6 trillion Erkinliki Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,678 Erkinliki Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and Leader is strangely popular with male politicians' wives. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erkinlikistan's national animal is the Erkinliki One-Eyed Blackbuck, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Erkinlikistan is ranked 28,539^th in the world and 72^nd in Karma for Safest, scoring 109.78 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.