Population | 11.736 billion |
Capital | Milan |
Leader | Caezari Rose I |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Hare Imperitus |
Animal | Eturian Wolf |
The United Empire of Eritei is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Caezari Rose I with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.736 billion Eriteians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Milan. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Eriteian economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion Hare Imperituses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,753 Hare Imperituses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, and military pistols are more secure than the national treasury. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eritei's national animal is the Eturian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Eritei is ranked 21,496th in the world and 360th in Europe for Most Cultured, scoring 89 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eritei voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Republic of Agausia.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Empire of Cambany.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Federation of Kronverg.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Republic of The Aosta Valley.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Irish ☘️ land of Kkorea.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Anarcho-Syndicalist Communes of Thracia and Crimea.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Free Republic of Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Socialist Meritocracy of Balcem.
- : Eritei was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 86 » Trixeland, Irminsulia, Invernessia, Slavatania, Rary, Yahlia, Wombelland, Elisabethshagen, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, Thracia Republic, Lorissa, The Champions League, Ausvelt, Nardin, Walfo, Scytharum, Meropis, Seristria, UGBK, Great Clucky, Leistrona, Castlenburg, New Eestiball, North of Americas, Pilipinas and Malaya, Burvenchkaht, Ottterland, Iceagea, St Scarlett, Someseni, Armbruster, Coque Borie Lethawik, Ikarus, Zaznia, Jim the Baptist, Agatep, Bastile, An Clar, Stumphosse Res, Dark Matter, Mally Piznoopia, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Gliesetonia, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Regnum Italiae, Nordivia, and 36 others.Calicov, Stromia, Yaorozu, Ortigia, Salwonia, Foudina, Makykay, Elestansa, Northern Socialist States, Leranditale, Skalliad, Orsik, Karnea, Greater Bahland, Robbonia, Istastioner, The Deccan Federation, Basque Dominion, Saint Asperes, Drembler, Sovsastan, Hunarskotlo, New Rocland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, DeNorSweLand, Reiserland, The Oriental Empire, Narmocrana, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, Thracia and Crimea, Kkorea, Kronverg, Cambany, and Agausia.