The Social Imperial State of Erindia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chanceler Edgar Allandir with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 1.96 billion Erindians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plakóspoli. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Erindian economy, worth 283 trillion Ezins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 144,609 Ezins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, a new "thought police" branch is being developed, and the Erindia Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erindia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Erindia is ranked 41,811^th in the world and 7^th in Arakeia for Most Extreme, scoring 34.16 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.