The People's Republic of Eriadni is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.123 billion Eriadnians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Eriadnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion Eriadnian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 244,837 Eriadnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader tells rebellious ministers to "drop and give me twenty", government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Eriadni's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eriadni is ranked 26,035^th in the world and 46^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,918.81 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.