The Federated Syndicates of Eriadni is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.609 billion Eriadnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Eriadnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Eriadnian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,182 Eriadnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, Eriadnian watches are often the only thing to survive a disaster intact, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Eriadni's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eriadni is ranked 4,139^th in the world and 36^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Average Incomes, with 233,182.71 Standard Monetary Units.