The Federal Republic of Eriadni is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.786 billion Eriadnians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chengda. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Eriadnian economy, worth 862 trillion Eriadnian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 227,762 Eriadnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding Eriadni, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime is totally unknown. Eriadni's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eriadni is ranked 3,562^nd in the world and 135^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,029.55 on the Clooney Contribution Index.