by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 391stBest Weather: 1,934thMost Pacifist: 2,440th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
We Shall Abolish Tomorrow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population8.049 billion

FaithDie-Hard Relativism


The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.049 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 859 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,778 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 249,022nd in the world and 6,812th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Influential: 391stBest Weather: 1,934thMost Pacifist: 2,440thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,742ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,752ndSafest: 2,977thHealthiest Citizens: 3,598thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,827thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,044thMost Inclusive: 4,222ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,294thNicest Citizens: 4,373rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,410thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,601stHighest Food Quality: 4,904thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,114thLowest Crime Rates: 6,919thMost Developed: 7,139thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,730thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,785thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,723rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,190thSmartest Citizens: 10,369thMost Cultured: 12,044thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,412thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,640thLargest Governments: 14,825thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,311thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,997thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,648thMost Primitive: 17,482ndMost Secular: 18,899thMost Efficient Economies: 20,792ndMost Income Equality: 22,223rdHighest Economic Output: 25,463rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 85th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 85th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionSafest: 137th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 156th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionMost Inclusive: 171st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 180th in the regionNicest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 194th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 226th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 238th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 276th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Developed: 330th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 343rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 418th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 502nd in the regionMost Primitive: 516th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 532nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 545th in the regionMost Income Equality: 565th in the regionMost Cultured: 657th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 690th in the region

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