The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.178 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 330 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,899 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, there's a mortuary next to every Enaci restaurant, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 7,653^rd in the world and 442^nd in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 91.18 on the Human Development Index.