The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate population of 1.491 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 165 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,773 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Computers are used primarily for word processing and solitaire, only adults may purchase violent video games, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and panicking criminals no longer flush contraband down the toilet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 135,313^th in the world and 7,463^rd in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 17.67 on the Rand Index.