The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.049 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 859 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,778 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 249,022^nd in the world and 6,812^th in Osiris for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.29 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.