The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.997 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alñá-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 534 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,005 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins, and military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 228,025^th in the world and 10,508^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22.34 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.