by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50thMost Influential: 215thBest Weather: 1,708th
The Holy Empire of
Democratic Socialists
We Shall Abolish Tomorrow
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population6.226 billion

FaithDie-Hard Relativism


The Holy Empire of Eri-Maqa-Ena is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.226 billion n-Enaci are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al-Daqa. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enaci economy, worth 657 trillion leaves a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,667 leaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eri-Maqa-Ena's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die-Hard Relativism.

Eri-Maqa-Ena is ranked 9,847th in the world and 406th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 94.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 50thMost Influential: 215thBest Weather: 1,708thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,866thMost Pacifist: 2,255thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,670thSafest: 2,887thHealthiest Citizens: 3,340thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,534thMost Inclusive: 3,958thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,017thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,067thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,123rdNicest Citizens: 4,152ndHighest Food Quality: 4,627thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,752ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,765thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,875thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,940thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,112thLowest Crime Rates: 6,609thMost Developed: 7,163rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,150thMost Primitive: 9,847thSmartest Citizens: 10,507thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,773rdTop
Most Cultured: 11,984thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,278thLargest Governments: 15,073rdMost Subsidized Industry: 15,170thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,234thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,736thMost Stationary: 18,801stMost Secular: 18,968thMost Efficient Economies: 19,047thMost Income Equality: 20,360th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionMost Influential: 54th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 121st in the regionMost Pacifist: 142nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 158th in the regionSafest: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 200th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 209th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 244th in the regionNicest Citizens: 247th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 251st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 256th in the regionMost Inclusive: 269th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 285th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 302nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 304th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 344th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 352nd in the regionMost Primitive: 406th in the regionMost Developed: 444th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 457th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 468th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 481st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 528th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 595th in the regionMost Cultured: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 707th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 724th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 763rd in the regionLargest Governments: 771st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 809th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 809th in the region

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