The People's Republic of Ergazomenoi is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by National Worker's Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 912 million Ergazomenoians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Center of Administration of Ergazomenoi. The average income tax rate is 83.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ergazomenoian economy, worth 91.8 trillion labor credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,680 labor credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Romantic sunsets are no longer interrupted by explosions and monstrous roars, surveillance cameras are banned, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ergazomenoi's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ergazomenoi is ranked 83,905^th in the world and 3,526^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 76.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.