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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37thLargest Welfare Programs: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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Truckler
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Some
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Equtopia

Population6.139 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Equtopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its lack of airports, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 6.139 billion Equtopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Environment. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Equtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 185,474 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street, the military struggles with recruitment, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, and an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equtopia's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equtopia is ranked 302,033rd in the world and 61st in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Pro-Market, scoring -99.89 on the Rand Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37thLargest Welfare Programs: 182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 219thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 304thBest Weather: 324thLowest Crime Rates: 470thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501stMost Income Equality: 502ndMost Beautiful Environments: 597thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 646thMost Pacifist: 658thMost Compassionate Citizens: 705thHighest Average Tax Rates: 815thNicest Citizens: 860thMost Primitive: 934thLargest Governments: 1,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,268thSafest: 1,375thMost Cultured: 1,763rdHighest Food Quality: 1,979thHealthiest Citizens: 2,062ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,116thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,627thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,252ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,261stMost Inclusive: 3,600thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,116thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,305thMost Secular: 5,304thMost Developed: 8,315thHighest Average Incomes: 12,301stNudest: 12,585thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 24,985th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, an extra-long museum is being built to house the old border wall.
  • : Equtopia was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street.
  • : Equtopia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, a large concrete wall is being built around the country's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, immigrants complain that natives keep coming over and taking their jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Equtopia, crossing the road requires a risk assessment.

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