The Protectorate of Equility is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Whamabama with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 42.332 billion Equilityians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Equilityian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion Equiliants a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,714 Equiliants, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, Equility has designated Tranquility as its capital city, and Whamabama has just been declared ruler of Equility in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown. Equility's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equility is ranked 252,733^rd in the world and 101^st in Equilism for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.27 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.