The People's Republic of Equalination is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Syver Birkeland with a fair hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.762 billion Equalians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Equalicity. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient equal economy, worth 808 trillion Equals a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 119,536 Equals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Syver Birkeland has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, third world countries are rich in "I Love Equalicity" t-shirts, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Equalination's national animal is the Hedgehog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Equalination is ranked 52,050^th in the world and 3^rd in The Federation of Anarchist Communes for Most Extreme, scoring 26.88 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.