by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,123rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,744th
The Republic of
Liberty and Justice for All
Founder / Supreme Emperor
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population480 million


The Republic of Epsteinlandia is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 480 million Epsteinlandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.4%.

The very strong Epsteinlandian economy, worth 34.4 trillion Evans a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,723 Evans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Epsteinlandian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, neon signs promoting safe driving often distract drivers, Epsteinlandia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epsteinlandia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Epsteinlandia is ranked 28,556th in the world and 2nd in The Empire of Donevania for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,988.94 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,123rdTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13,329thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,744thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,196th

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