The Kingdom of Eponia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Queen Emília II Woodlander-Alexander with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 12.894 billion Eponians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Estrigina. The average income tax rate is 69.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Eponian economy, worth a remarkable 1,494 trillion Coroas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,899 Coroas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, Queen Emília II Woodlander-Alexander's new political program is often mockingly called 'Capitalism with a Bigtopian face', the government loves seeing the little people fight, and prodigal children celebrate as charitable bequests plummet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eponia's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Eponia is ranked 12,182^nd in the world and 17^th in Catholic for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.52 law-abiding acts per hour.