The Republic of Epiree is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President William Adams with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.112 billion Epireeans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tepa Bay. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Epireean economy, worth 151 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,530 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy. Crime is totally unknown. Epiree's national animal is the Red Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Epiree is ranked 96,930^th in the world and 136^th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,544.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.