The Holy Empire of Epic Socialist Gamers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tyler Ninja Blevins with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 2.156 billion Epic Gamers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gamer Land. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The an Epic Gamer economy, worth 103 trillion Chocolate Chip Cookies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,196 Chocolate Chip Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children fear compulsory visits to their spiritual advisors more than the dentist, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, and woefully uninformed voters cast their ballots at random. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Epic Socialist Gamers's national animal is the Bingus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bingusism.

Epic Socialist Gamers is ranked 63,134^th in the world and 1^st in lovelock army for Best Weather, with 110 Meters Of Sunlight.